I really dropped the ball on Christmas this year. I should have asked Santa to bring an end to "clever" t-shirts. A few exceptions do exist, but for the most part, you aren't as clever as you think you are for wearing a camouflage shirt that says "you can't see me."
There's an age that it's sort of acceptable to wear these...little boys from age 9-14 or so can wear them, because boys of that age are little snots by nature. People older than that are not supposed to be little snots, and just end up looking like big dopes.
Dear Santa, if you're not all Christmassed out, can you get rid of these? Thanks.